Anonymous:
When is your birthday? and what is your star sign? (:

May 8th and I’m a Taurus.

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

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